Li·ddle surfer, li·ddle one

Made my heart come all Undone

 

(Sailor’s gurl, heart’s a twURL)

 

Teeny-tiny itsy dot fitter-upper

reeled in, bought you by Rreal men

(In my Woody them’s would take you…)

 

Diss ol’ Miss O’ Ginny RE·verse flipped

chic-o-layin’ cutie pie voice print

all over our gooey screens

 

Do you wuv me, do you wi’dul star-twick one?

(jes’ me & mah Woody)

 

’N don’ go DISappearing in the gap

there’s have all Rreal womyn gone

 

Whoa, oh, mercy mercy me

things aint what they used to be…

 

On stage now #FiveSeconds Get·It & Forget·It

please identi·size Rupi Kaur 

for Po·it Laur·E·ate

(made 30 mil las’ year!)

 

Infra-Mincing our way to you, 

dear insta·read’R …

 

Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie