Li·ddle surfer, li·ddle one
Made my heart come all Undone
(Sailor’s gurl, heart’s a twURL)
Teeny-tiny itsy dot fitter-upper
reeled in, bought you by Rreal men
(In my Woody them’s would take you…)
Diss ol’ Miss O’ Ginny RE·verse flipped
chic-o-layin’ cutie pie voice print
all over our gooey screens
Do you wuv me, do you wi’dul star-twick one?
(jes’ me & mah Woody)
’N don’ go DISappearing in the gap
there’s have all Rreal womyn gone
Whoa, oh, mercy mercy me
things aint what they used to be…
On stage now #FiveSeconds Get·It & Forget·It
please identi·size Rupi Kaur
for Po·it Laur·E·ate
(made 30 mil las’ year!)
Infra-Mincing our way to you,
dear insta·read’R …
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie