If you think watching a sporting event
on television somehow affects its outcome
then you’re on the right track. Yelling
at a TV only makes it stronger. At this
point you realize all the machines
in your life are sentient. Since I don’t
have a gun like Elvis, I put my television
out back and threw rocks at it. Still
it refuses to stop. I mean, how can you
hear what your plants are trying to say
if you reflexively flip on the TV when
you come in the front door? Sometimes
when I hustle round & round unthinking
in my midmorning ritual of transcendence
all the virtual books in my head lose
their bearings, sprout antennae, and turn
into broken television sets full of static.
My therapist says it may be a good omen,
but my guru holds his ears, asks me to turn
them down. Even my first-grade pet
mouse Tiberius Spirographs his brain
almost human running on his wheel so
fast that when he stops, inertial free-spin
gets him past the commercial break.